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How to Become Completely Broke in Crypto

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How to Become Completely Broke in Crypto

🙃 Turn on your sense of humor — but don’t turn off your brain

Dreaming of financial freedom… from all your money at once? Welcome to the crash course in self-destruction on the crypto market.

Here are the proven ways to lose it all:

Double down on the fly.
Coin’s up 2%? Perfect time to take a loan and use 100x leverage. Forget risk – you feel the rocket is about to launch. Stop-loss? Never heard of it.

Hold your losses like a hero.
Coin dropped -50%? It’s on sale! Don’t sell – just wait until it bounces back. Maybe in a few years… or decades.

Follow the crowd.
Don’t understand the project? Doesn’t matter! A YouTuber with 100k subs said “buy” – they’d never lie. The market loves the gullible.

Confidence is your middle name.
You know where Bitcoin is going. Planning for different scenarios is for the weak. BTC only goes up (or sideways, whatever).

All-in, no brakes.
Found a token promising “1000x with no risk”? Go all in. If it tanks – panic sell. Repeat until you’re spiritually enlightened (and financially ruined).

📦 Follow these brilliant strategies and you’ll reach total financial zen. Asset-free. Stress-free (well, almost).
Because it’s not about winning – it’s about participating… in the global crash.

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